Hey Girl.
Woooohoooo I’m on my post yoga high!
It’ll probably last till around 5 – meet me for happy hour at 5:15?
Hey Girl.
A deeper Urdhva Dhanurasana is not a valid new year’s resolution.
Hey Girl.
It took 10,000 chaturangas to get pecs like these.
But you know what they say: no pain no gain.
What’s that?
Yeah sure, get in, I’ll let you feel them.
Hey Girl.
We both know you should take class. Heck, Madonna didn’t get to 3rd series without serious dedication.
So go do your thing, finish it with a shot of wheatgrass, and I’ll be here cradling your usual: scotch on the rocks with a twist of lime.
Hey Girl.
Next time you need money just ask yourself:
what would Bikram do?
Hey Girl.
You can only give when you love.
Hey girl.
Ohm shanti.
